If you’ve never done it, you can imagine it. If you have, you’ll never forget it.

And no, I ain’t talkin’ about steppin’ in cat vomit at midnight. That’s just gross, and now I can’t unsee it.

I’m talkin’ about dealin’ with them folks who leave you feelin’ the same kinda ewww. The kind where you stand there, politely listenin’, noddin’ along, and givin’ that little chuckle because you don’t know what else to do.

Grab your Back Porch Talkin’ tee today and let everybody else share that same ewww and laugh you just did.